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| An essay by Rachel O, aka dancetonightt
Reason #1 THAT NEVER HAPPENED IN THE MOVIE! WTF?
Reason #2 So, this couple is living together. She is going to school. He is the only one who works. They live in San Diego. I have two older brothers who live in San Diego. By the looks of the house they had (with a pool), there is no way one paycheck between two could afford a home such as that with only one paycheck coming in and the cost of schooling. Good thinking writers.
Reason #3 Cheesy acting, need I say more
Reason #4 Predictability. Sitting there watching it, my friend says 'oh i bet something moves on the oujie board'. two seconds later, it happens. Ok.. and that wasn't the only time.
Reason #5 Reality check? if the board caught on fire, the WHOLE ENTIRE WOODEN COFFEE TABLE WOULD ALSO.
Reason #6 No 'done at home' video is that good. I don't care how fucking expensive your camera is. My brother is a professional videographer, and I doubt HIS home videos would even be that good. Semless shot changes? HA no. Cloverfield at least had that down right. The part where it was more prevailent was when he was comforting her on the couch, and all the sudden the camera is all alone at the other end of the couch. HOW DID IT GET THERE? WHAT? WAS THAT YOU DEMONNN?
Reason #7 They seemed to take the situation very lightly at the beginning. And all the sudden it gets so bad? Turn off the fucking camera. Really, if getting the camera made it really worse, get rid of the fucking thing.
Reason #8 Oh please. The plot line is way to far fetched to actually be real. If something like that had ACTUALLY happened, it would be all over the news, and you would know it. There would be absolutly NO second guessing whether it was real or not.
Think what you want, if you really think about everything I said, you'll no I'm right. And if you're 'sleeping with the lights on tonight', you're fucking retarded. Just saying.
Don't second guess me on this shit. I don't care what you think. When you have a brother who studied this shit in college, then taught you all the tricks of the trade, you'd know your shit too. I won't listen to you opinion, cause I frankly don't care.
Update coming soon.
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